May 6, 2010

mark sheppard makes everything better.

"the devil you know" episode 5x20


initially, this episode left me cold and kinda bored aka super disappointed! only 3 eps left and they give us this low action, super expositiony stuff? but i think i was just over-excited (surprise, surprise) and my adrenaline flow didn't match that of the show's. upon second viewing, this episode is as brilliant as any of ben edlund's previous efforts and really ties together the whole mythology of the show.

the teaser opens on an animal testing lab, total "outbreak" style. there are some monkeys, a couple lab coats and a random janitor. (do they usually clean labs while in use? doesn't that pose a problem with sterility?) anyway, the scientists are discussing the new swine flu vaccine, which is being put into production without proper testing. then, uh-oh! suspiciously conspicuous janitor is really a demon sent by pestilence to help spread, well, pestilence. he injects one guy with what i suppose is croatoan virus because the guy goes bonkers and kills his colleague. and the demon gets away.


cut to the boys in investigator mode, wearing medical masks in the lobby of a hospital and interviewing a doctor. the town has been hit by a mini-epidemic of swine flu, a tell tale sign of the horseman of the week. this whole scene seemed really surreal because you couldn't see anyone's mouth move. it kinda freaked me out.

i wonder if this scene was a deliberate suggestion on jensen's part to show how he can emote, even only working with his eyes. you can totally tell how big his smile is here. the eye crinkles give it away!

on with the hunt, the boys drive along, heading east when pure awesome appears in the backseat. that's right, pure awesome in the form of crowley the demon, played by the utterly charming, scene-chomping, sexy beast mark sheppard (aka badger from "firefly", romo lampkin from bsg, etc) this man makes everything he's in better and is pretty much solely responsible for my reassessment of this episode. sheppard has a magnetic personality and that coupled with his ridiculously sexy voice makes his crowley the most charismatic motherfucker in the room at all times. i wouldn't trust him, but i'd do what he told me to anyway.


on a side note, the impala's been getting a lot of love/screen time lately. it is a coincidence that everyone's heading east toward detroit, where she was made. and she's made of steel, which is demon proof. could the impala play a part in saving the day? could she be magical implement, like the colt or ruby's knife? that would be fricking BADASS!


so crowley pops in to propose that they all work together to kill/cage lucifer. he's oozing charm and snake oil smiles, but due to his somewhat spotty history with the brothers, the winchesters are pretty pissed that he'd show his face.

even pretty when he's pissed.


sam has a 'roid rage moment and tries to kill crowley, who eventually explains his offer of satanic assassination assistance. lucifer knows that crowley gave sam and dean the colt, which puts crowley squarely in the hunted category, right along with the winchesters.

crowley also discloses that he's been watching over the winchesters with the help of a magical coin planted in the impala that allows him to see and hear the boys. with a smirk crowley drawls, "and my the things i've heard." (what exactly have you hear!?! i'm gonna pretend it was wincest!)

eventually, they agree to work together. crowley confesses that while he can't deliver pestilence and the third power ring, he can give them the "horseman's stableboy" in the form of a possessed pharmaceutical company exec.

the name of the company is niveus, which means snowy or white. a reference to the morningstar, perhaps? lucifer!sam was wearing that white suit in "the end." i could just be reading too much into, but i think the writers are just as nerdy about that shit as the fangirls, so i doubt it's a coincidence.

there are, of course, conditions to crowley's information give-away, mainly that sam can't come with them to kidnap the demon. the boys argue for a minute, but dean eventually agrees to go sans sam. which prompts the puppy face to come out of hiding.

sam's so emo.

crowley and dean head to niveus hq, conceivably to offer war and famine's rings to the demon and lure him back to crowley's lair. while dean is trying to discover a way into the building and past the guards, crowley just pops in and kills them. dean is shocked, but crowley replies with, "that's what ya get - workin' with a demon!" oh, crowley. je t'aime.

dean gets sent upstairs alone to face the demon, tries his usual cocky smartass routine and gets the ever living shit kicked out of him. this demon does work for the horseman after all, so he's kind of a badass.
dean wiping blood on the demon's suit jacket. just delightfully insouciant, that dean :-)

dean ekes out an escape, takes the world's longest elevator ride down and regroups with crowley. the demon, of course, reappears, but crowley has the latest in devil's trap headwear handy and uses it to capture the evil exec.

this makes me giggle :-)

en route to their hideout, crowley instructs dean to drive in the opposite direction, away from sam. apparently, the younger winchester has a history with this demon and crowley doesn't trust sam to not kill their hostage. but dean ain't having that shit, so they go back to the lair. when they arrive sam somehow immediately knows something's up and pops up to investigate.

sam's spidey sense is tingling!

dean and crowley unmask the demon for sam to reveal....dundundun...brady! wait, who?


we learn that brady was sam's college friend, the man who introduced him to jess. brady was apparently possessed throughout most of their friendship, on assignment from azazel. brady was sent to put sam back on the "right" path, as yellow eyes thought sam was becoming too much of a civilian. the demons conspired to hook him up with a beautiful innocent girl, and then kill her, in order to ignite sam's anger switch and steer him back toward the dark side.

basically, sammy's been screwed since forever. poor puppy.


the puppy doesn't last long though and then, out comes angry sasquatch sam!


dean has to physically keep sam from killing brady then and there, as they still need him to find pestilence. crowley thanks the winchesters for getting brady "nice and fluffed" and takes a swing at trying to pry pestilence's whereabouts from the demon. the negotiations don't go well, and crowley rather abruptly leaves to pursue an alternate plan. sam takes advantage of their demon den mother's absence, locks dean in a closet and goes after brady with ruby's knife. he gets this close...
...and then doesn't kill him! sam takes control of his temper! hallelujah! does this mean he could take control of lucifer too? has sam finally mastered the force?

i found this recently, but couldn't find out who made it. but they are clearly awesome.

while the boys are still bickering over brady, crowley returns with good news. he's killed a bunch of demons, but left one alive to spread the story that he and brady are "lovers in league against satan," (squee!) which puts brady on the same most wanted list as crowley. so now everyone's on the same side, willingly or no. and this marks the zillionth second official time on the show that "gay love saves the day." amazing!

team free will isn't out of the woods yet though. turns out a demon planted a magic gps tracker on crowley and sent hellhounds after them. dean looks suitably terrified, poor thing, and crowley promptly skedaddles. not knowing what else to do, sam and dean prepare for a hellhound fight, shotguns at the ready. just as dean's about to get mauled (again), crowley reappears with a jumbo sized hound, who rips the others to shreds. demons and winchesters all escape in the impala.

later, brady hands over directions to pestilence and acknowledges that he's now on the lam, just like the rest of them. job done, crowley takes off and dean draws a salt line in the alley behind him, hemming in the winchesters and brady. they stand at opposite ends, showdown style and dean brings the butch saying, "we're the one's you should be afraid of."

intimidating as fuck.

and then sam stabs the shit out of brady! and nearly smiles while he does it! his mannerisms and facial expressions are becoming more and more like lucifer!sam in "the end." which makes me sad cause i'm just starting to like sam again. i don't want either of the brothers to say yes!

this is part snarl, part smile, all lucifer's vessel.

after the demon slaying, sam walks off into the shadows and dean just lets. him. go.


dean just stands there, like he's finally resigned to sam's tremendous anger and aggression. or maybe he's just finally letting sammy become sam? or is he resigned to the whole damn apocalypse? these guys really have the worst lives and they are stressing me out. srsly.


let's see...final thoughts. 1. when they first introduced brady, i immediately thought of eric brady, jensen's character on "days of our lives." i find comfort knowing i am not the only one :-) 2. sam stabs the impala's upholstery when crowley first shows up in the back seat! i couldn't help but think how mad dean must have been. 3. the flies in the blood chalice when brady was communicating with pestilence were super cool and clever!

next week, more pestilence, hopefully some castiel action and (finally) hello death!

April 29, 2010

gabriel! gabriel! gabriel!

only three episodes left til armageddon! kinda wish i had them all at once because the waiting is making me crazy. crazier. scary to think what will happen to me this summer, during my first hellatus...

anyway, onto the recap...

"hammer of the gods" episode 5x19

first of all, kudos to the production staff. the sets for this episode were stunning! especially the transformation of the super spooky abandoned motel into the "4 star hotel on a no star highway." scary or spectacular, you guys do it right, every time. also, there was tons of blood splatter this episode, which always makes me happy.

so who is responsible for the newly spruced up elysian fields? well, this creepy motherfrakker, who we later find out is the roman god mercury. acting as herald, he is sent ahead to clean up the place and make it suitable for holy-types because...
"they're coming. all of them." oh, really, messenger boy? every last god out there? so are we supposed to believe that the deities eventually gathered are the only ones left? 'cause how the hell would mercury survive and not pluto or janus or just about any other roman god? and what about the rest of the norse or hindu pantheons?

anyway, so the boys arrive at the motel amidst a torrential downpour and looking like adorable wet puppies.

they get all checked in, suspicious of the creepy clerk and overly nice digs, until dean finds out there's free pie. which leads to these shenanigans...

lol! he looks like this is the hardest decision he's had to make in months!

oh, dean :-) stay classy, darlin'!

and free pie leads to our first glimpse of kali the destroyer, who looks...odd. srsly, what the hell happened to cylon tori's kali's face? (methinks some botoxing went awry somewhere.) and anyway, who the hell does she think she is, turning down dean winchester? i turn my back to you, crazy lady. and then i mock you.
see?!? her face looks waxen.

dean's face, on the other hand, is doing just fine. fucker.

the boys chat for a bit and there are some intense moments, as per usual. dean tells sam to "unpucker" and to get some sleep, as it looks like they may actually have a night off. sam gets all angsty and implies that dean is unconcerned about their rapidly approaching doom. dean counters with, "nobody's giving up. especially me," delivered with his trademark stoicism.

all is resolved for the moment and the fellas decide to turn in. there is an adorable moment when dean is flabbergasted at their lodging windfall ("we're like the rockefellers!) and becomes overly excited by pillow chocolates and on-demand porn. but the winchesters being the winchesters, happiness is fleeting and they quickly find trouble in the room next door. after informing desk clerk mercury and being further creeped out by him, the boys decide to investigate on their own.

sam's determined face! a hilarious and personal fave from the padalecki oeuvre.

dean with his emf reader! seems like ages since we've seen that. and we've never seen an elephant!

after scoping the joint, the boys find hostages locked in the walk-in freezer and bloody eyeball soup on the stove. yikes! then they get captured and tossed in here...

again, kudos design team! this is spectacular!

...with a roomful of gods! everyone is duly introduced through a series of flashes of "ancient" images and texts intercut with the god in question. it looked super badass. several pagan religions are represented, though haphazardly, and there are a couple of characters that are never introduced and it's nigh impossible to read their name tags. because, yes, the gods are wearing name tags. lol. wouldn't they know each other already after spending several millenia together? sometimes, this show is so silly!

i rest my case. silliest and best line they're ever had on the show.

and then gabriel shows up!! unf unf unf. i love you. i'm so glad you're back.

and i love the boys expression at gabe's grand entrance. priceless padalecki. sam looks like a mentally challenged, wounded rabbit.

so then gabriel zaps team free will back to the room, hits on dean, snarks on everyone and decides to seduce kali to save the day.

"bite me, gabriel" "maybe later, big boy!" (dean/gabe, ftw!)

see, the pagan god collective has decided to wage war on lucifer and stop the xtian apocalypse. easier said than done. since gabriel (as loki) and kali used to be an item, he decides to use his sexual prowess to convince her to not take on his brother.

work it, archangel.

the seduction routine, sadly, does not work out, though there is some rather awkward kissing. turns out kali knows that gabriel is really an archangel and not a norse god. oops.

meanwhile, sam and dean are out trying to save the frozen townspeople and stumble upon a slaughter in progress. sam pulls them against a wall to hide and has to pin dean against the wall, so he doesn't charge in, guns blazing. sam insists, "it's too late" and what appears to be physical pain crosses dean's face. he cannot bear to lose anyone, but sam doesn't think twice about holding him back and sacrificing the victim. is this their true natures coming out? or is sam just more practical/logical? and dean is pure intuition and constant action?

so eventually, everyone gets captured again and kali sprouts a long metal phallus steals gabriel's angel killing sword. then kills him with it. or does she?
so then dean, seemingly at his wits end, gives a seriously xenophobic speech, preaching that they all need to join forces to kill lucifer, using gabriel's pilfered blade. while putting their plan to action, dean discovers that gabriel is still alive and that the blade kali used on him was actually made "out of a can of diet orange slice." (lolwhut? why does gabriel get so many weird lines? also strange, "so i got wings, like kotex.") anyhoo, dean lectures gabe for a while, comparing the two of them, saying, "i see right through you, you know that. the smartass shell, the whole i-could-give-a-crap thing. believe me, it takes one to know one." it's good to know dean is at least a little self-aware, but in the context of a speech about possible fratricide...i just do not like where dean is going with it. at all. you should never kill your brother, dean. no matter the circumstances. never.

but right now, bigger problems. lucifer shows up and wastes everyone with no effort at all. a mind-boggling bloody mess. apparently, lucifer really is the shit, if he can waste a motel full of gods.
kali gets scared and turns on her fighting arms of fire, which, while awesome to behold, don't slow lucy down one bit.


thankfully, gabriel shows up all eleventh hour-like, having decided to take dean's advice and stand up to his big brother. which prompts this look of hotness...

your face is a criminal offense, you so pretty.

gabriel's badass moment. i love that he's dressed like sam and dean.

gabe goes head to head with lucifer, declaring himself a member of team free will. he says things like, "damn right, they're flawed. but a lot of them try to do better, to forgive" and "no one makes us do anything." le sigh. and this is the moment when i knew he was gonna bite it for real. right after joining the gang. because badass or no, gabriel's still no match for lucifer, who "taught him all his tricks." though, lucy sure does look sad after killing his little bro. pellegrino's bringing a nice complexity to the character.

the wings make it true. :-(

the boys escape the lucifer/gabriel melee, with kali and a copy of casa erotica 13, given to dean by gabriel. they stop on the side of the road to watch and discover that the trickster is up to his old tricks. gabe has inserted himself into the porn and proceeds to explain how the winchesters have no hope of icing the devil, but they can lock him back in hell. all they need is the 4 horsemen's power rings. and they already have 2.

this is my fave cap. i love you, impala.

way to subtly work in porn, writers. fanservice?

naturally, cut to max headroom trashcan man pestilence, who is one nasty fucker. i can't wait to see how they take him down! it's bound to be a snotty, bloody mess.

this cap is included simply because damn! vancouver is beautiful.

the third ring of power

free kittens. lol.

oh, show. awesome.

in conclusion, i loved this ep. i loved that sam and dean seemed almost incidental, which makes sense as they are in the company of gods! the winchesters are important sure, but still kinda secondary; just fancy meatsuits. um, other things i haven't mentioned: 1. dean was totally wearing his jacket from "the end." what does it mean? is everything already decided? can the winchesters change destiny? 2. where the fuck is cas? not to mention adam. at least we get crowley back next ep. mark sheppard, always ftw! 3. another not-so-subversive dig at xtianity, as lucifer basically says the god squad rules the world now because they took power by brute force. sheesh, i love this mythology.